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25 Oct 2008 No-bamma factoids
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This one needs to be passed as widely as possible. When I get it back
from someone I don’t know, I’ll know we’ve been successful

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Well, as Mrs. Gump used to say, “stupid is as stupid does”. So let’s
level the playing field and list some of the stupidest things said by
Barack Obama that are underreported in the media.

Obama said he campaigned in 57 states.

Obama said Kentucky is closer to Arkansas than his home state of
Illinois. Kentucky borders Illinois, but not Arkansas.

Obama asked the UN Security Council to condemn Russia. Russia has
veto power over the UN Security Council.

Obama said we have too few interpreters in Afghanistan, because they
are all in Iraq. In Iraq and Afghanistan the citizens speak different
languages.

Obama said Kennedy talked to Khrushchev to get missiles out of Cuba.
They talked in 1961. The missiles went there in 1962.

Obama said his uncle in the American military liberated Auschwitz.
The Russians liberated Auschwitz.

Obama blamed Bush for the rise of Hugo Chavez. Chavez was elected 2
years before Bush.

Obama said the treatment for child asthma is: Give them a Breathalyzer.

Obama claimed 10,000 people died in a Kansas hurricane. The real
number was 12.

Obama said our nation honors “fallen heroes, and I see many of them
standing here today.” Fallen heroes are dead so he must have seen
ghosts.

Obama referred to the town of “Sunrise” as “Sunshine” and Sioux Falls
as “Sioux City.”

Get the picture?

25 Oct 2008 Tips from the Dem’s
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I have no way of knowing if this is true.

From: http://www.techandtonic.com/

Yesterday on my way to lunch, I passed one of the homeless guys
in that area, with a sign that read “Vote Obama, I need the money.” Once
inside I noticed my waiter had on an “Obama ‘08″ tee shirt.

When the bill came, I decided not to tip the waiter and explained to him
while he had given me exceptional service, that his tee shirt made me
feel he obviously believes in Senator Obama’s plan to redistribute the
wealth. I told him I was going to redistribute his tip to someone that I
deemed more in need–the homeless guy outside. He stood there in
disbelief and angrily stormed away.

I went outside, gave the homeless guy $3 and told him to thank the
waiter inside, as I had decided he could use the money more. The
homeless guy looked at me in disbelief but seemed grateful.

As I got in my truck, I realized this rather unscientific redistribution
experiment had left the homeless guy quite happy for the money he did
not earn, but the waiter was pretty angry that I gave away the money he
did earn.

Well, I guess this redistribution of wealth is going to take a while to
catch on with those doing the work.

I noticed that my spell check doesn’t like Obama. I guess my four year old PC is a lot smarter than a lot of voters.

25 Oct 2008 2 Story outhouse
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You know in spite of recent events this pretty much sums it all up in one fell swoop.

25 Oct 2008 Trick or Treat gone awry
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12 Oct 2008 Can you spot the voter fraud?
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