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FIREARMS REFRESHER COURSE

“Those who hammer their guns into plows will plow for those who do not.”
~Thomas Jefferson

FIREARMS REFRESHER COURSE

1. An armed man is a citizen. An unarmed man is a subject.

2. A gun in the hand is better than a cop on the phone.

3. Colt: The original point and click interface.

4. Gun control is not about guns; it’s about control.

5. If guns are outlawed, can we use swords and IEDs?

6. If guns cause crime, then pencils cause misspelled words.

7. Free men do not ask permission to bear arms.

8. If you don’t know your rights, you don’t have any.

9. Those who trade liberty for security have neither.

10. The United States Constitution (c) 1791. All Rights Reserved.

11. What part of ‘shall not be infringed’ do you NOT understand?

12. The Second Amendment is in place in case the politicians ignore the others.

13. 64,999,987 firearms owners killed no one yesterday.

14. Guns have only two enemies; rust and politicians.

15. Know guns, know peace, know safety. No guns, no peace, no safety.

16. You don’t shoot to kill; you shoot to stay alive.

17. 911: Government sponsored Dial-a-Prayer.

18. Assault is a behavior, not a device.

19. Criminals love gun control; it makes their jobs safer.

20. If guns cause crime, then matches cause arson.

21. Only a government that is afraid of its citizens tries to control them.

22. You have only the rights you are willing to fight for.

23. Enforce the gun control laws we ALREADY have; don’t make more.

24. When you remove the people’s right to bear arms, you create slaves.

25. The American Revolution would never have happened with gun control.

Another good one via email to share;

If you are an owner of a dog that belongs to a ‘dangerous breed’ category, such as the Bull Terrier, and you also have a small child, please take this as a warning. Don’t leave your dog with the child unattended under any circumstances.

Only a moment was enough for the following to happen:

Did you see that one coming??

Another pic from my email…

Sweet looking ride!!  And the wheel cover isn’t half bad either!

Courtesy of a random email:

Ft. Worth Police today reported finding a John Doe male body in the Trinity River . The victim apparently drowned due to excessive beer consumption.

He was wearing black fishnet stockings, a red garter belt, a strap-on dildo, and an Obama t-shirt. He also had a cucumber stuffed up his ass.

The police thoughtfully removed the Obama t-shirt to spare his family any unnecessary embarrassment.