I bought a new GMC Sierra and returned it to the dealer yesterday because I couldn’t get the radio to work. The salesman explained that the radio was voice activated.

‘Nelson,’ the salesman said to the radio.

The radio replied, ‘Ricky or Willie?’

‘Willie!’ he continued and ‘On The Road Again’ came from the speakers.

Then he said, ‘Ray Charles!’ and in an instant ’ Georgia On My Mind’ replaced Willie Nelson.

I drove away happy, and for the next few days, every time I’d say, ‘Beethoven,’ I’d get beautiful classical music, and if I said, ’Beatles,’ I’d get one of their awesome songs.

Yesterday, some guy ran a red light and nearly creamed my new truck, but I swerved in time to avoid him. I yelled, ‘Ass Hole!’

Immediately the radio responded with, “Ladies and Gentlemen, the President of the United States”

Might be a result of Global Warming?  You be the judge.

My grand-son is pretty smart!!!

Here’s a little example of just HOW smart he is…………..

Barak Obama was out jogging one morning along the parkway when he tripped, fell over the bridge railing and landed in the creek below.

Before the Secret Service guys could get to him, 3 kids who were fishing pulled him out of the water. He was so grateful he offered the kids whatever they wanted.

The first kid said, ‘I want to go to Disneyland ‘  Barak said, ‘No problem, I’ll take you there on my special President’s airplane.’

The second kid said, ‘I want a new pair of Nike Air Jordan ‘s shoes.’ Barak said, ‘I’ll get them for you and even have Michael Jordan sign them!’

The third kid, my grand-son, said, ‘I want a motorized wheelchair with a built in TV and stereo headset!’ Barak was a little perplexed by this and said, ’But you don’t look like you’re handicapped.’

The kid said, ‘I will be after my grand-pa finds out I saved your ass from drowning!’