Pretty much self explanatory.

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This is a good example of perceptions today…  Which pictured below has actually served jail time?  Think about it and your perceptions of people and stereotyping.

Got the following via CNN email alert this morning….

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Subject: CNN Breaking News
– Recession that started in December 2007 ended in June 2009, making it longest since WWII, group says.
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Have they totally lost what little of their liberal minds they actually had left? The recession ended over a year ago? But unemployment is still rising as it nears 10%?

We sure are lucky this country elected a dumbass and put him in the big house on Penn. Ave… He solved the whole mess in what 7 months???

Come on, if CNN ever told the whole story or at least something factual about the Demoncrats I’m pretty sure I’d have a coronary on the spot. Just another obvious ploy for the upcoming elections.

What a piss poor state the USA has fallen into.

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To Be 6 Again…

A man was sitting on the edge of the bed, watching his wife, who was looking at herself in the mirror. Since her birthday was not far off he asked what she’d like to have for her birthday.

‘I’d like to be six again’, she replied, still looking in the mirror .

On the morning of her Birthday, he arose early, made her a nice big bowl of Lucky Charms, and then took her to Six Flags theme park. What a day! He put her on every ride in the park; the Death Slide, the Wall of Fear, the Screaming Roller Coaster, everything there was.

Five hours later they staggered out of the theme park. Her head was reeling and her stomach felt upside down. He then took her to a McDonald’s where he ordered her a Happy Meal with extra fries and a chocolate shake.

Then it was off to a movie, popcorn, a soda pop, and her favorite candy, M&M’s. What a fabulous adventure!

Finally she wobbled home with her husband and collapsed into bed exhausted.

He leaned over his wife with a big smile and lovingly asked, ‘Well Dear, what was it like being six again?’

Her eyes slowly opened and her expression suddenly changed.

‘I meant my dress size, you retard!!!!’

The moral of the story: Even when a man is listening, he is gonna get it wrong.