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Dad at the Mall

A funny passed on via email………

I took my dad to the mall the other day to buy some
new shoes (he is 92). We decided to grab a bite at the food court. I
noticed he was watching a teenager sitting next to him. The teenager had
spiked hair in all different colors: green, red, orange, and blue. My
dad kept staring at him. The teenager would look and find him staring
every time.

When the teenager had had enough, he sarcastically asked, ‘What’s the
matter old man, never done anything wild in your life?’

Knowing my Dad, I quickly swallowed my food so that I would not choke on
his response, knowing he would have a good one, and in classic style he
did not bat an eye in his response. ‘Got drunk once, and had sex with a
peacock. I was just wondering if you were my son.’

It’s a darn good thing I didn’t have anything in my mouth!