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How to get a raise

Our maid asked for a pay increase. My wife was very upset about this
and decided to talk to her about the raise.

She asked: ‘Now Juanita,¬†why do you want a pay increase?’
Juanita: ‘Well, Senora, there are three reasons why I want an¬†increase. The first is that I iron better than you.’

Wife: ‘Who said you iron better than me?’
Juanita: ‘Your husband said so.’
Wife: ‘Oh.’
Juanita: ‘The second reason is that I am a better cook than you.’
Wife: ‘Nonsense, who said you were a better cook than me?’

Juanita: ‘Your husband did.’
Wife: ‘Oh.’
Juanita: ‘My third reason is that I am a better lover than you..’
Wife: (really furious now): ‘Did my husband say that as well?’
Juanita: ‘No Senora, the gardener did.’

Wife: ‘So how much do you want?’