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G.W. Bush

Overheard via email….

This is good regardless of what side you’re on………………..

Ex-President Bush, decides to leave the Ranch and go out to sit in a local Crawford bar. A guy walks in and asks the barman, ‘Isn’t that Bush sitting at the end of the bar?’

The bartender says, ‘Yep, that’s him.’ So the guy walks over and says, ‘Wow this is a real honor! What are you doing in here?’

Bush says, ‘ I’m planning WW III.’

The guy says, ‘Really? What’s going to happen?’

Bush says, ‘Well, I’m going to kill 140 million Muslims and one blonde with big Boobs.

The guy exclaimed, ‘A blonde with big boobs?

Why kill a blonde with big boobs?’

Bush turns to the bartender and says,

See, I told you, no one gives a shit about the 140 million Muslims.

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