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New Bra Design

Dr. Calvin Rickson pictured below, demonstrates his new bra design.

Dr. Calvin Rickson, a scientist from Texas A&M University has invented a bra that keeps women’s breasts from jiggling, bouncing up and down, and prevents the nipples from pushing through the fabric when cold weather sets in.

Later during a news conference announcing the invention, a large group of men took Dr. Rickson outside where they summarily kicked the shit out of him.